Securing A Mortgage Pillows

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"

"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

I have a dream.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

Torrent of venture capital.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'That might well have made you feel better, Mr. Jones, but we still have to negotiate a figure. . .'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'