Secular Thinker Mugs

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Thomas Cranmer

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Get an afterlife!'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.