Secular Society Studier Pillows

House of Wishful Thinking

Non-Denominational Carols

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"I want to be a Jockey."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'The trouble with history is that there's really no future in it.'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

God Bless America/Godless America

'How come I never see you in church?'

"If atheism is good enough for dogs, it's good enough for you."

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

Spinoza

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"