Secret Spiller Prints

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Gone Phishing

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

$1: Family Secrets

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Galoots in cahoots

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

A Vegetable Plot...

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

Convent's laundry.

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Julian Assange

Wiki Leaks

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

Wikileaks

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'