Secret Plotter Prints

A Vegetable Plot...

$1: Family Secrets

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"It's a setup."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Galoots in cahoots

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'I just can't figure it out.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

I'm not avoiding you!