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"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Habanero ..."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'How's the curry?'