Secret Histories Pillows

The transparent safe box of Panama

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Awkward Moments

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Ah, Mr Bond, so now the tables are turned"

'Can you keep a top secret?'

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."