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'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Factory Rejects Inc.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Second marriage vows.

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Field of Broken Dreams

'But why on earth, Mr Dressen, would you want a twelfth opinion?'

"Rally around the flag, men - we're under attack again!!"

Dating club outside divorce court.

'Three letters of recommendation - do you have any from anyone other than your former wardens?'

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

'I can't keep it from you anymore, Jack. I'm gay.'