Seat Snob Prints

'Excuse me, I think you're sitting in my seat.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'Oh man, every time.'

'New money or old money?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

Fiction book sales.

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.