Seat Hoggers Prints

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

Bipolar Bear.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

Woman threatens husband with gun in bed. He says: 'You've gone too far with this stealing the duvet habit.'

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"The hugging’s OK. The humping... not so much."

'Excuse me, I think you're sitting in my seat.'

"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."

"Could you dig your knees into the back of my seat a little higher and to the left."