Seasoned Partner Gifts

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Police Feline Unit

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'