Seasonal Story Weaver Prints

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

'Is this your first book launch?'

Crow and fox

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Charles Dickens.

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

John Galsworthy

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

Forrest Gander

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Wake up."

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