Celestial Story Weaver Prints

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Local News in Heaven

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Creativity

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Kirsten Johnson

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me