Seasonal Story Weaver Gifts

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Lennon and McCartney.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Writers without borders.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Crow and fox

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Charles Dickens.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

John Galsworthy

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

Forrest Gander

"Wake up."

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