Narrative Weaver Gifts

'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Yes, you're in my screenplay, Larry. You and nine other people from a composite character."

'I admire the way you've woven the different themes together to develop a complex and thought proviking narrative, but to be honest it doesn't really make for a very useful shopping list.'

Dangerous weapons.

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.

'Ah yes, your debut novel. What we need now is to get it typed, spellchecked, find a publisher... and yes - we're home and dried.'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Lennon and McCartney.

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Giant white horse.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Kirsten Johnson

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted