Seasonal Story-readers Gifts

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Boy and Bear and Monster

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Inbox and outbox for books

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"She's had work."

The End is Near.

Santa Claus

Melting Icicle

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

Spring Delayed

"Good night!"

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."

Railroad Crossing. It's the last official weekend of the summer, Ernie. For me, summer has always been like a passing train. When I was a kid, both trains and summer went by at a leisurely pace. Ding! Ding! Ding! Now that I'm much older, summer is like a modern bullet train ... it's just a blur that seems to be gone in an instant!