Seasonal Sermonizer Pillows

"Repent, lest the Axe of Judgement fall upon thee!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Glyndebourne

Easter Egg Delivery

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Don't even think about it."

"What's the occasion?"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Getting ready for spring

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"It's his favorite time of year."

Groundhog Day.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"She's had work."

The End is Near.