Seasonal Navigator T-Shirts

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

Air-conditioners leaving New York for the winter

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Fishing direction sign.

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Bear Signpost.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'