Seasonal Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Santa Claus

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Spring/Summer/Winter

The corner that Spring's around

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'You're early!...'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Hello October

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."