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"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

The Easter Eggistential Crisis

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fall on a desert island

Baby squirrel & Berries

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

People of the Fall

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Halloween Mobile

The new fall content.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

December to January.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Clearing Away Christmas