Seasonal Changes Gifts

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

Maple leaf falling from a Canadian flag due to Fall.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

'It's autumn, and you're already acting like it's winter!'

It's officially spring

'I'm trying to get out of shape for winter.'

'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'

Fall Back

"Well look who decided to show up."

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

The First Day of Fall.

"The groundhog saw your shadow, idiot. This'll probably bring on the Ice Age."

Fall in Canada

Spring

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Winter Coat

Fall season

Snow flake

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"Level with me doc, how long have I got left?"

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

Lion in Winter

Labor Day.

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

No, I'm not familiar with "fall fever."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."