Seasonal Change Humorist Mugs

Changing of the Seasons.

"Little help?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Did you get some work done?"

Christmas Socks