Season-defier Pillows

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

A guide to seasons in the North East

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Unsuitable clothing.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Groundhog Day.

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

God's Kitchen

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Just when I accept me for who I am, this happens!"

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Happy Holiday Trees

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

"Don't you dare!"

"I'd like to get back to the city before the leaves turn against us."

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

Insignificant Jockey

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

Pollen Allergies

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

A Christmas Carl.

Drunk Christmas Angel

'Gesundheit!'