Seaside Fashion Prints

Bathing woman wearing a hat

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Pearl Fishers

The Emperor's New Speedo

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Accident near the Pier

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).