Seaside Fashion Pillows

Bathing woman wearing a hat

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sandy Floss

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Champagne and Oysters

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Rubber Ring

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Pearl Fishers

The Emperor's New Speedo

Accident near the Pier

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Thong World.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Fortune telling

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'