Seashell Communicator Pillows

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

Very Difficult Conversations

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'I can hear the sea.'