Seashell Communicator Mugs

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

Very Difficult Conversations

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'I can hear the sea.'

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."