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"He couldn't find his phone."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Dancing in pyjamas

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Malty tasking.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'