Seals And Sea Life T-Shirts

'Our relationship will never work Whenever it gets interesting, you've got to rush to the surface for air'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"The unlucky lemming"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?