Seals And Sea Life Prints

'Our relationship will never work Whenever it gets interesting, you've got to rush to the surface for air'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"The unlucky lemming"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"