Seafood Stage Manager Gifts

"Places, everybody!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Sea weed harvest.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Knickerless Cage.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

I Pagliacci

Broadway Moosical.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Performance In The Bedroom

Theatre masks

This little pig's house was a facade.

The Costumer Is Always Right

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."