Seafood Skeptics Pillows

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

Smelly fish.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Seaside Aquarium

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

'I detest sea food.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"But that is the surprise, sir - no lobster."

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

Shark's fin soup, madam?

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'They're not that intelligent.'

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' - 'It's fish.'