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'Great idea, Pete!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Chef taking fishing hooks out.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Hey, Bozo, I'm a crab, not a lobster.'

Fresh Seafood

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Sushi bar...under new management

Today's Catch.

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Platter confusion.