
Captain has planted a garden in a lifeboat.
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Captain has planted a garden in a lifeboat.
Prize vegetables.
The Busy Gardener
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Something Wilted This Way Comes.
Gardener attacked by plants.
Gardener
"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
Horti-Culture
'Are we there yet?'
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
Cats and gardens.
"I'm losing my patience with you."
An old man growing berries
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
Captain steering house through flood.
Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.
Bonsai tree held up by matchstick
"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."
Tree Passion
The Garden
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!
Man watering his plants in the rain.
Gardening#2
Mad about Roses!
'This flower won't let go of my nose.'
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