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'It always great to get away from it all.'

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

Viking Loch Ness

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How many letters can you read?"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Starbucks Siren

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

New around here?

'What luck!'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Football Fish

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Bon Voyage

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Trawlers

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'