Seafarer Stories Gifts

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Distracting the fish.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Pirate

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"International trade"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Sailor's Poker.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"We've got a problem."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Walking the Plank.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...