Seafarer Stories Gifts

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Distracting the fish.'

Pirate

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"We've got a problem."

"International trade"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Walking the Plank.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Sailor's Poker.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...