Sea Treasure Hunter Mugs

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Pirate eye test

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"...it's another metal detector."

Archaeologists discover a football