Sea Sportster Gifts

Fish Volleyball.

Tuna Tennis

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Go deep.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Curling Rocks!

I hate these flying fish

Cross-Country Sledding

Surfing Pensioner

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

Guide to Ice Hockey Fish

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

The latest in men's Speedos.