Sea Level Rise Watcher Gifts

Venice Floods

Humans...What is their purpose?

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Climate change skeptics.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"What looked to be a surprise blue state surge turns out to have only been a precipitous rise in sea level."

Aging App

How You Know It's Spring...

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Climate Change

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

"What does partly legally binding and partially voluntary mean?

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

October

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'Seems like it was just spring.'

Water on board

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"I love this time of year when the leaves hide the empty burger boxes, beer cans, chocolate wrappers..."

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."