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"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Krill, baby, krill."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'I hate these school reunions.'

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

Fisherman catches a mine.

School Crossing

Pirate Doctor

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Do you have any other identification?'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Fish Eye Tests.

"How weird is it?"

"If you can hold it for another minute, I think I see some land."

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Oh sure...I'm on a diet and you want to go on a feeding frenzy!'