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"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

Bermuda Triangles

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Eat my dust!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'