Sea Defense Pillows

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

Servicemen.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

dog vs UFO...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Japanese Whaling

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"International trade"

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"It's not easy being green…"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Admiral in the bath.

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy