Sea Defense Prints

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

Servicemen.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

dog vs UFO...

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Japanese Whaling

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"International trade"

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Robo Sapiens

Boomerang

Admiral in the bath.

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"It's not easy being green…"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'You're new here, aren't you?'