Sea Cow Supporter Pillows

'So, you belong to an interest group...would that be a self-interest group?'

Support group for sheep.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't do windows."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Triple Sock Cow

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

All the best

Jim's Mowing Services

About this dependant of yours...

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."