Sculpture Sympathizer Prints

Rodins rotten juggler

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."