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Rodins rotten juggler

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

George Papandreou.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Whittlers Mother