Sculpture Student Pillows

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Alien David statue

The Googler

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Little help?"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The overthinker"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'