Sculpture Savants T-Shirts

"I find half nude women in public vulgar!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Larry's used art

Archimedes statue with a lever

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Damien Hirst Cafe

The drinker.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The drinker.

Modeling gig