Sculpture Savants T-Shirts

"I find half nude women in public vulgar!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Larry's used art

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker. The Listener

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

The drinker.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Rodin's Irish Judge

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

The drinker.

Damien Hirst Cafe

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon