Sculling Schooler Pillows

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Romans.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Social distancing

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

School of Fish

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

I just can't take it anymore!