Scrum Enthusiast Gifts

Rugby Union.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Let's get organized

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Light Bulb Moment

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Empty box of ideas

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Super Student

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Hanging off every word...

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Brainstorm in progress.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Catalogue of little books.

' A new idea '

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

In/Out Tray.

Monday around 9PM.

Hollywood producer.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"